That Awkward Moment http://bit.ly/H10cad

... When your downstairs neighbors bang on the ceiling because you're being too loud.

The ironic part in this situation is that we had heard them a couple hours previously. And to make it even more funny (to me) is they are newlyweds. We've never, ever had somebody bang on the ceiling for us until now. We know what it's like to live beneath really loud people and try to be as discrete as possible. Maybe, it's time to try out a foam mattress- are those any better?

There must be some unwritten rules about situations like this, but just for fun, let's come up with our own.

1. Have sex when and where you want in your own place. If you want it, go get it!
2. If it's an awkward time of day/night, try to be discrete. Whisper, don't swing and jump off